6-Day Liberal Weather / News Forecast
Monday
Chance of rain 0%. Dry winds from the west at 200mph. Cracks in the earth will form and swallow your family.
Tuesday
Chance of rain 100%. The ocean will rise 500 feet, inundating everything on both coasts.
Wednesday
AlGore-effect at 100%: The weight of man-man industrial machinery will cause a wobble in the Earth's axis, causing wide-ranging environmental disaster.
Thursday
Chance of snow 100%. The Earth will freeze over completely as a result of a reverse global warming process caused by Mother Earth's attempt to correct the warming cycle. AlGore is still working on the calculations for this.
Friday
Gore-bots will spread out over the Earth in an attempt to rescue fellow, stranded Gore-bots who were previously enslaving human mechanics, the only humans allowed to live since they served a purpose for the Gore-bots. Weather is the same as Thursday.
Saturday
Beautiful, sunny skies, about 83 degrees, 5 mph wind from the east. No humans except for the "1/2 human, 1/2 machine" AlGore...are left on Earth. AlGore reasons that, with no humans on Earth, he and his army of Gore-bots can pollute 500% more than they currently are, due to the lack of human pollution, thus lowering emissions into the atmosphere but allowing AlGore to live a life of luxury. Paradise!!!
Sunday
Notice: AlGore has banned Sunday. He/it has declared a permanent 6-day week.
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